This is my answer to feminism!!!

This theory talks about our past. Past from thousands of years ago, the part of history during which man's existence was not even documented in the form of fossils. Man represented man then. Presently the word man is often used to represent human kind (an inconvenient and indigestible fact for the feminists out there though). But then, it was only man and the iron content (Fe) along with the word man was zero, i.e. there were no females. Man was focused and the sole purpose for his existence was to work, perform and compete. No family, no longing, no love and no hatred. It was just man and his pleasure from the satisfaction he derived out of his performance. The Human race was mightier with lesser deviations and stupidity around.

Then came the aliens. An alien contact, rather attack. As man was more powerful, focused and had developed better resources, he was not only able to defend himself but crushed the alien powers with an adorable ease. An ease which makes an herculean task look like a chore. Aliens then realized the futility in banging themselves head on against humans and tried to come up with a key to this lock, a key with right levers which could open the door and save them from the effort of trying to break the wall. The key was "females". They planted females on earth and pheromones in us. The females were supposed to make man fall in love with them, deviate him from his purpose and even fight amongst themselves, in order to lead towards self destruction. Quite an intelligent plan and kudos to the one who came up with it. Though it requires patience but the effects can surely be seen around. Think about it! Whatever man does is more or less centered around family, girlfriend, wife and love. Man fights, goes to war, has a huge ego and even destroys himself for this species called female.

But, as we have antibodies which fights against any foreign elements in our body and rejects them, nature has also been trying hard to replicate this action into the picture when it comes to female species. In a way nature is trying to reject this foreign element which has been planted by aliens for destruction of human race which in essence is man. How? Well here it is:

· It's a valid assumption that most of the females are bad in Mathematics, which is supposed to be the central language of universe. In a way nature made it difficult for them to comprehend this language. This is exactly similar to how each region has a different language to fend off the foreigners.

· Females are physically weaker than man, a smart move by nature to avoid any head on conflict with the planted aliens

· Females are less practical than man which helps man to survive nature and its furies better than females. So nature can come up with atrocities and man would be saved in Noah's ark.

· Females have poor direction sense. In a way nature is trying to say it directly to them "Get Lost!!"

It's a fight between pheromones and nature now. We can't leave such an important task to the chance, the chance that nature would eventually succeed. Somebody needs to step in and work things out for nature. |Nature is slower and has more patience than aliens. But I doubt this would help.

I, Erectus, am starting a new religion, a new force, a new cadre just to do this. We don't need anyone to believe in, no need to follow anything or anyone. We are just united by one purpose, which is to help the nature out by working against the feminists who are the aliens itself, in guise of females keeping a close watch on the progress of their plan. But we need to be really secretive about this so that feminists don't get a chance to report this development back home, which might trigger an immediate head on action by the aliens. If this attack happens, I am afraid that we might lose in the war as the females have been at work for thousands of years now and they surely have made some decent progress as we are not what we were before they were planted.

It's not the question of feminism or anti feminism now. It's the question of survival; it's the question of enlightenment. The purpose of mankind now is not to leave a mark on others, but it is to survive so as to be able to leave a mark on the future. If you have read till here… you do believe that it's not farce. So join me if you feel like or be saved by me like others.

PS: I am planning to call it Erecticism... the religion !! :P